I have to be up early for work so I went to bed early. Around 12:45 I got a call from one of my roommates that needed a ride home from the bars. I wanted to make sure he got home safe and not with some drunk asshole so I got out of bed and went and picked him up. I then got pulled over on the way home for turning into the center lane as I pulled onto a one-way, as opposed to pulling into the closest lane. Sidenote: My dad had loaned me his car because mine is currently in the shop having repairs done (which I explained to the officer, after my roommate gave her a drunk ramble about how I was being so nice to pick him up). Anyway, my dad didn’t have his current insurance card in the car so now I have another mandatory court date in a month. I seriously cannot catch a fucking break. My hatred for law enforcement policy has been hitting some very real highs lately. The lack of humanity is disgusting. Hope she makes her fucking quota.
|—||Pablo Picasso (1881–1973, Spanish)|
She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings
Please stop what you’re doing and look at this
almost five years of lovin. And now he sings and plays ukelele songs like “you are my sunshine” for our tiny babe & talks to him/her through my belly button. I’m so sappy and grateful and full-hearted tonight.
well goodness that was cute
I am fucking dead, this is the most beautiful thing in the world.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later